The Peacemaker (1999, DVD)

Last night my mother and I watched a wholesome family move were George Clooney saves the world from nuclear terrorism by fist fighting with the Nuclear arms dealer in a truckload of nuclear weapons. It is interesting to note that despite all the technology the hero and the villain find some excuse to fist fight in the end. In the movie, which will remain anonymous, terrorists attempted to blow up the UN. (Our government has been trying to do this for years except they get caught in the New York City traffic and end up spending the money used to fund the program in taxi fares in route to the UN). The outrageous aspect of the movie is that George, chases the Peacemaker (the nuclear terrorist) into a school were they have shoot out right as the bell rings to let out classes. The children just run a scream from the incident. It's outrageous to think that the children will just run and scream. These kids are in a inner New York city school system! They are tougher then that. If people started a shoot out after class in a real New York school the children would have their guns blazing and take out George and the Peacemaker (yes he is a nuclear terrorist) before the principal could hand out one office referral. I went to High School in the New Mexico public schools were surplus guns were traded for concerts tickets. Being as the kids in New Mexico were tuff, I think the kids in New York probably would have added Peacemaker the nuclear terrorist's nuclear weapon to their biochemical weapons pile.
Afterwards the movie my mother and I devised a plan to become nuclear terrorists (you should see us a diner time). First, you will need a nuclear weapon. Now of course all you people sitting at home probably are wondering how would one come across a nuclear weapon? Simple, there are two ways you can get a nuclear weapon. One way is to write a proposal to congress. In the proposal you must always include many large money wasting projects with snappy titles such as "The International SpyTel Defense Project" or "MX Missile Project". Next you will have listen to the opposing party read every entry in the phone book for all fifty states (your proposal will be approved after the J's or so). After the proposal is approved you will have access to nuclear weapons. The second option is to let terrorists hijack a poorly guarded Russian nuclear weapons transport train then the Peacemaker will hijack it from them. Then you in turn can hijack it from the Peacemaker. I personally would go with the first option to avoid confusion of who has to hijack who.
Now what can you do with this nuclear weapon? You can make money from it by following this simple plan. You can ransom all the world's government for large amounts of money. Once you get the money you won't be able to spend it because everyone in the world will have your picture(the world's governments will make sure of that). Burn the money so it can not be traced back to you. Then you can set up an alias on ebay so you can auction off the Insane-Terrorist That Threaten The World With a Nuclear Weapon Collection with your matching jumpsuit and pen set, an autographed picture of yourself, and dirty underwear. You can also auction off hints of your location for the sequel. The next option to actually use the nuclear weapon for some insane cause that only you know about (for some hints on insane causes watch The Peacemaker). The only pitfall to the second option is that the world leaders usually don't sit around during their discussion and say "Hey do you remember that mad bomber that leveled New York? I really think he had a valid point."
With all this in mind you should be well on your way to becoming productive member of the nuclear terrorist society (not that I am suggesting for a moment you should). With that in mind I leave you with some last bit of advice, never let George Clooney on to your plans.