
The best thing (TWO things) about this movie . . .
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"Under Siege" is one of the most tolerable Steven Seagal movies, which is saying a lot. He's his usual mumble-mouth, hard-staring self, which is fine. The supporting cast of bad guys is superb, with a great (but underused) Colm Meaney, Gary Busey improving on his "Mr. Joshua" character from "Lethal Weapon", and Tommy Lee Jones uncharacteristically chewing on the scenery in a WAY over-the-top performance (I have no doubt he had a complete blast doing this movie). But there's really only one reason to see this movie, and that's to see Erika Eleniak's breath-takingly perfect breasts as she pops out of thet party cake. They say the camera adds ten pounds - well, in this case, I think it added twenty, all of it on her chest. I remember seeing this movie in a theater when it came out, and when that scene occured, every guy in the place sat straight up and stock-still, watching with reverential silence. At the time, I would have been very happy to have paid full admission price just to see those fifteen seconds of celluloid containing her performance. She should have won the "Best Cinema Boobs in a Mainstream Movie" Oscar that year, even if the rest of her performance kinda sucked.
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