
Ten Commandments The Musical
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Although I'm sure this will be championed by the religious right for its subject matter, it is an atrocious distortion of the world of musical theatre.
Val Kilmer, who looks decidely old as compared to the rest of the surfer dudes and chicks in the almost totally young cast, sings respectably enough, but he looks worried. So often, his expression says, "What am I doing in this mess?"
The songs are generic; any character could sing any song. Emotion is conveyed when people get louder and scowl. The lyrics are repetitious and banal; the music is alarmingly contemporary for a story set in the ancient world, and the choreography is more like a high school exercise class than a dance routine.
On the plus side is the energy and commitment of the performers, all of whom try so hard to make something from nothing. That must be so hard to do when Moses' older brother looks young enough to be his son, or when the story of baby Moses in the bullrushes happens when one female singer slides a basket across the stage to another female singer with whom she's singing a wailing duet, the lyrics of which could apply to anything, not the situation of the plot.
This is right up there with previous musical duds like JEAN SEABERG - THE MUSICAL and BERNADETTE - THE PEOPLE'S MUSICAL, both of which took worthy material and trashed it. What a pity somebody wasn't around to film those earlier bombs. They'd be so great to leave behind (in a pyramid, perhaps) so that future generations would know just how low one can go.
Buy it for laughs. Buy it for someone you don't like. Better yet, tell your local public library to get it, and the whole town can join in the fun!
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