Sit Down, Shut Up & Hang on by Chuck Hays, Penny Powers (1997, Paperback)

It's true; when I bought this book I didn't know what to expect, but I do know this. If ya want a sit down reading book than this is not the book for you. All I can say is go book shopping, and buy something else with a lot of pages, and unnecessary content. In other words stay on the porch in the rocking chair, because you don't belong out here on the "HIGHWAY" with the "BIG DOGS". Now if ya want a funny book ya can put in the saddle bags of your "HOG" for reference to some great Harley/Motorcycle Humor than this is IT~! It's got just about every one-liner you'll ever need to go up against even the hardest of motorcylists. Some of this stuff will make even the Biggest, Ugliest, Burliest, most intimidating Bikers, bust a button on their shirt; if-n their wear-n one. Yes it has lots of illustrations, with gut-busting humorous one-liners to go along. I thoroughly enjoyed every last page, and it didn't take me two months to read it all. You can bet everytime I hit the lonesome highway on my HOG, that I'll find a friend along the way, and make their day as I put a smile on their face, and they laugh at what I've learned from this book. On the laugh-scale from 1 to 10, I give this book a 10+1 which=11...See there, I'm smater than you thought I was......thanks for the laughs. P.B.