
Seven Up by Janet Evanovich (2002)
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This is another good book, even though I liked the last two better.
Steph has traded in Ranger's life-threatening security job for the return of her safer bounty-hunter job, and starts out trying to catch Eddie DeChooch, an 80-year-old train-wreck-of-a-bail-jumper who gets caught smuggling cigarettes, AKA Grandma Mazur's ex-boyfriend, whom she describes as a "non-performing DUD" (if you know what I mean...). The old guy can't see, can't hear and can hardly walk by himself, yet he seems to be able to elude Steph at every turn. DeChooch is trying to catch two of Steph's old doper school buddies who operate a wholesale-retail business out of thier house that includes highjacked and stolen items and drugs, because he thinks they have something he needs in order to keep from being killed. He kidnaps Grandma M., thinking he can exchange her for those two.
In the meantime, Valerie, the "perfect" sister and her two drive-you-nuts-kids, move in with her parents after her husband left her for another "more perfect" woman, and Valerie decides to be "in training" to become a lesbian.
Steph is 'engaged to be engaged' to Morelli, but when she can't find her Grandma M, and her two doper friends disappear, she gets help from Ranger at a price uncompatible with being engaged.
Toss in the ever-deepening love triangle, motorcycle mania, more car chases and totaled cars, more viewing shannigans at Stiva's Funeral Parlor, mud wrestling, a pig heart, more wacky characters that only Ms. Evanovich can come up with and you have another easy read and a great book.
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