
Great

This cautionary series, which begins Tuesday on ABC Family, woodenly follows the trials of a 15-year-old named Amy (Shailene Woodley), a good student and dutiful daughter who becomes pregnant the first time she has sex. “I didn’t exactly realize what was happening until like after two seconds, and then it was over,” Amy tells her two best friends.
Her friends tell her she has options, but abortion is apparently not one of them; that choice is dismissed right away in horrified tones. The despairing Amy does not even know the baby’s father well enough to tell him, and he probably wouldn’t care; he’s a cad in the high school band who sleeps with as many girls as he can because, viewers quickly learn, he has low self-esteem.
That part is kind of fun. “Secret Life,” however, actually tries at times to be funny, and that makes it painful to watch. The peripheral presence of Ms. Ringwald, once the teenage heroine of John Hughes classics like “The Breakfast Club” and “Sixteen Candles,” is almost taunting, a reminder that these teenage morality plays have been made many times before, much better.
And that legacy makes it all the more sinful that ABC Family underestimates its viewers’ sophistication. Even for a didactic work made in collaboration with the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, “Secret Life” is surprisingly unimaginative. The star of the football team, Jack (Greg Finley), is an earnest Christian, and so is his girlfriend, Grace (Megan Park), a blond, bubbly cheerleader who wears a promise ring to symbolize her vow to her parents to delay sex until marriage.
Jack has also taken a vow of abstinence, but Grace wants to finish medical school before marrying. Jack finds this test of his faith, and the ring, a bit daunting. “Sexual purity before marriage isn’t a one-time vow, Grace,” he says at lunch period. “It’s a daily recommitment to God and his plan for us.”
ABC Family means well but could not have done worse. “Secret Life” doesn’t take the fun out of teenage pregnancy, it takes the fun out of television.
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