Track Listing
1. James Brown Stains - (with Anonymous)
2. Cheese Dog - (with Anonymous)
3. Goose Gas - (with Anonymous)
4. No. 2 With a Bullet! - (with Anonymous)
5. Heiny Hiccup - (with Anonymous)
6. What Are You Saying? - (with Anonymous)
7. Bronx Rear - (with Anonymous)
8. Morning Doo - (with Anonymous)
9. Puff Daddy - (with Anonymous)
10. Echole - (with Anonymous)
11. I Think I Can (On the Can)! - (with Anonymous)
12. Bugle Boy - (with Anonymous)
13. Long and Winded Road, The - (with Anonymous)
14. Cello Below - (with Anonymous)
15. Orchestra Pit - (with Anonymous)
16. Donald Loves Daisy - (with Anonymous)
17. Prelude to a Crap - (with Anonymous)
18. Toad Stool - (with Anonymous)
19. Goo-Goo-Doo-Doo - (with Anonymous)
20. Dotting the I - (with Anonymous)
21. Lawnmower - (with Anonymous)
22. Trumpeteer - (with Anonymous)
23. Stuttering on the John - (with Anonymous)
24. Rusty Hinge - (with Anonymous)
25. Dueling Butt-Holes - (with Anonymous)
26. Fly Swatter - (with Anonymous)
27. Squat Thrust - (with Anonymous)
28. Rrrip Roarin' - (with Anonymous)
29. George Push - (with Anonymous)
30. Dale Earnfart - (with Anonymous)
31. ...And That's the Truth - (with Anonymous)
32. Hot-Air Balloon - (with Anonymous)
33. Donut Creme-Filler - (with Anonymous)
34. Air Biscuit - (with Anonymous)
35. Rectal Bismol - (with Anonymous)
36. Smoothy - (with Anonymous)
37. Old Sparky - (with Anonymous)
38. Champagne Cork - (with Anonymous)
39. Mr. Bubbles - (with Anonymous)
40. Out of Gas - (with Anonymous)
41. Rocking Chair - (with Anonymous)
42. Violinist - (with Anonymous)
43. Anus Madness - (with Anonymous)
44. Laurel and Farty - (with Anonymous)
45. Variety Show - (with Anonymous)
46. Skid Marks - (with Anonymous)
47. Would You Like Ketchup With That? - (with Anonymous)
48. Mud Slide - (with Anonymous)
49. Door Jam - (with Anonymous)
50. Light a Match - (with Anonymous)
51. Weed Eater - (with Anonymous)
52. Wet N' Wimpy - (with Anonymous)
53. Packing Tape - (with Anonymous)
54. Sphincter Stinker - (with Anonymous)
55. Tonya Farting - (with Anonymous)
56. BMX-Lax - (with Anonymous)
57. Monica U-is-Stinky! - (with Anonymous)
58. Bottom Burp - (with Anonymous)
59. Kazoo! - (with Anonymous)
60. Jurassic Farts - (with Anonymous)
61. Touché! - (with Anonymous)
62. Men in Brown - (with Anonymous)
63. Gravy Stains - (with Anonymous)
64. Bowels of the Titanic - (with Anonymous)
65. Ready, Set, Blow! - (with Anonymous)
66. Colon Powel - (with Anonymous)
67. Slo-Mo-Blo - (with Anonymous)
68. Nice Try - (with Anonymous)
69. Opra Wind-Free - (with Anonymous)
70. Rough Cut - (with Anonymous)
71. Uh-Oh - (with Anonymous)
72. Gass-Hole - (with Anonymous)
73. C-Flat - (with Anonymous)
74. Alien Encounter - (with Anonymous)
75. Forrest Dump - (with Anonymous)
76. Bathroom Blitz - (with Anonymous)
77. I Don't Know! - (with Anonymous)
78. Slide Trombone - (with Anonymous)
79. Night Moves - (with Anonymous)
80. Feces Pieces - (with Anonymous)
81. Heinder Reminder - (with Anonymous)
82. Fart of the Bumblebee - (with Anonymous)
83. Bug Zap! - (with Anonymous)
84. Bean Dipper - (with Anonymous)
85. Tuna Melt Madness - (with Anonymous)
86. Shave and a Haircut... - (with Anonymous)
87. Macaroni and Squeeze - (with Anonymous)
88. Unstinkable Molly Brown's Undergarments, The - (with Anonymous)
89. Clucking Chicken - (with Anonymous)
90. Slippery When Wet - (with Anonymous)
91. Airstrikes! - (with Anonymous)
92. Cute and Sassy from the Assy - (with Anonymous)
93. Long and Distinguished - (with Anonymous)
94. Commode-tion - (with Anonymous)
95. Symphartnic Finale - (with Anonymous)
96. Telefart Answering Machine - (with Anonymous)
97. Yankee Doody Dandy - (with Anonymous)
98. Silent but Deadly Night - (with Anonymous)
99. Beethoven's 5th Movement - (with Anonymous)
| Details | | Producer: | Donnie Rogers, Richard Halpern | | Distributor: | Orchard (Distributor) | | Recording Type: | Studio | | Recording Mode: | Stereo | | SPAR Code: | n/a |
Album Notes
How does one sit down and do a review of a CD that is filled with nearly 100 real-life farts? Sticky ones, gooey ones, and probably stinky ones, too! An initial gut reaction would be to make it a 'mock' review and write this up as if it were a 'hits' collection and make references to personal favorites like "The Long And Winded Road," "RRRip Roarin'" and "Anus Madness." Then I thought that readers might think I'm a serious fart junkie, so I dropped that idea. Then I thought that just listing some of the fart 'titles' would give you an idea of the sheer outrageousness of this CD. How can you not appreciate farts called "Donut Creme-Filler," "Air Biscuit," "Gravy Stains," "Colon POWel," "George Push," and "Tuna Melt Madness"? But a CD review cannot live by 'titles' alone, so I felt that just letting the world know that this is funnier than -- er -- funny is the best endorsement I can give! You've got to appreciate bathroom humor to appreciate this CD, obviously, but it's certainly a funny collection of sounds! I certainly would not recommend you playing it while cruising downtown on a Saturday night, but if you're having a party, then pull it out and crank it up! I think that perhaps the best tag line for this CD is 'The soundtrack of your life." 'Nuff said. ~ Steve "Spaz" Schnee
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