Nike SasQuatch Driver Golf Club

I'm 55 years old. I took up Golf last year and shoot in the high 60's. Frankly, my putting could improve. I was getting about 340 yards carry with a borrowed 3-wood that my mother used in the 1950's. I was playing a round with Donald Trump when he suggested that I get a Diver to improve my game. I said to the Donald,

"OK...I'll lend you that $950 mil for your new Casino...but you throw in a Nike Sasquatch and your Lear Jet."

What could he do? He was short for cash and needed the loan.I like the Driver. Hate the plane. Getting about 380 yards carry into the wind. Although sometimes they tend to be 5 or 6 yards left or right of target. Maybe it's my grip? I swing only swing with one arm as I lost one spear-fishing Great Whites off Dangerous Reef in Southern Austrailia in '83.

My biggest problem in finding harder courses. I get bored playing from the Blacks. Usually, I just T up from the Parking Lot and play each hole from there. My Bently has cool sound system and I like to listen to Inagadavida while playing.