Never Surrender (DVD, 2009)

I don't know where to begin. I'm watching the movie right now and feel compelled to warn everybody about the torture I'm suffering right now at this moment in time.

First off, I'm a huge MMA fan! I haven't missed a UFC event since forever. So, when I saw this movie cover art with GSP and Rampage Jackson on the front...I'm thinking this is gonna rule...WRONG! All the UFC fighters they have billed as starring roles(BJ Penn, GSP, Rampage, Anderson Silva etc...) have cameos totalling about 5 minutes or less. GSP has his voice dubbed. Heath Herring has a role as a trainer, which isn't so bad.

But, the worst part of this movie is the old/fat writer/director/producer/lead actor Hector E.(I'm not giving his full name...he doesn't deserve any recognition). Dear god...he's like 50 something with an old ass and fat gut, male pattern baldness, worst accent ever and he wrote himself into the movie as the protagonist/stud fighter/romantic lead/etc... He's got like 1/2 a dozen of the most nauseating sex scenes in cinematic history with the sluttiest, skankiest, ugliest women in Hollywood. His fight scenes are even more nauseating. He's in an underground NHB tournament beating steroid bound thugs with ease...unbelievable, considering he's totally out of shape, with zero skills. He keeps doing these BS roundhouse kicks(which would never work in a real fight btw). Am I getting my point across? Oh, the fat, ugly idiot did one thing right, put GSP and Rampage on the cover art...and he's no where to be found...perfect marketing, because nobody would rent/buy this dvd if they saw him on it, seriously...he's that pathetic!

Look, I understand he's a former martial arts champion...I'm not taking away his accomplisments. Open up an academy and stop acting or making films starring you! A Chuck Norris you ain't!

To top it off, he's wearing skin tight Affliction shirts on his flabby body through half the movie. Then it turns into a story about sex trafficking...yeah it might have added a little interest right? WRONG! Even more unbelievable and ridiculously stupid. And check this out...HE TAKES OUT ANDERSON SILVA! Yes, he beats Anderson Silva in a parking lot using those faggy kicks...RIGHT!!!! Anderson must've been pissed to see himself get beat by this chump.

Do yourself a favor...please don't buy this movie or even rent it! You'll thank me later.