
Fun trip.

He-Man was a bit before my time, but I was able to experience the reruns and the toys. While not my high point in fun as that was for "Transformers" and "GI Joe", He-Man was still a staple of my growing up. Oddly, I waited until 23 to see the "Masters of the Universe" adaptation, and that was only during a Dolph Lundgren phase on a whim. But I'm glad I indulged my impulse buy because "Masters of the Universe" is a fun film. It's professional from top to bottom. The production is smooth and flashy, the cast is very capable and full of energy, and Dolph rocks a blonde power mullet that makes even MacGuyver insecure.
In all fairness "Masters of the Universe" is very reminiscent of "Star Wars" and "Superman"; from the opening/ending credits that scream "Superman" to Skeletor's Army that look like Drth Vader's offspring and shoot just as bad as Stormtroopers, it all seems like we've seen it before. And we have, but what we haven't seen is a man of physical perfection and muscle slathered in baby oil and running around fighting people in a gold Speedo and that is...wait, that was "Conan"...nevermind. I was trying to explain there is a good story here, or was in the cartoon atleast, and a lot of that is lost for the film translation but being geared at kids the plot is fairly easy to follow but not insulting to adults. With that in mind, most people should be able to step back and enjoy it for what it is. It's a copycat. It's a genre piece. But it creates it's own film and there's a lot to appreciate.
Dolph's role is rather limited despite top billing. His dialogue is very minimal and he only pops up for an action scene or to explain something about the "Cosmic key". I can see why Dolph was so critical of the film shortly after release, citing it hard to act with such little dialogue and standing in gold underwear for 100 minutes. But Dolph has a presence and his power is undeniable, while his acting skills maybe ridiculed I don't see even the greatest of actors being able to "perform" the feel he is able to translate to the screen excellently. He really is the only man I can see as He-Man.
Who really did shine was Frank Langella as "Skeletor". He walks the role, he's believable, he's loud, and he is just hate-worthy. He's really a menace and nails his role excellently. Meg Foster also shined as "Evil-Lyn". Her gaze is hypnotic, and her voice is calculated and cold. Both are truly menacing characters brought to life by their portrayers.
The costumes rock. They took some talent and creativity. The sets are most excellent. Castle Greyskull is a grand design. The whole film is polished and made with craft. It's really a lot more than most might deem it worthy of. Someone took the film seriously and it shows.
Whether you want a nostalgic trip, you like Dolph Lundgren, or you just want to discover something you missed as a child, "Masters of the Universe" is worth a viewing. It's slick, it's good, it's the glory days of 80s excess, and I can easily recomend a viewing.
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