
'Smart Zombies' Of Mars
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Police Lieutenant Melanie Ballard (Natasha Henstridge From 'Species') is ordered to explain What exactly happened at Shining Canyon (Mars) and where the rest of her team mates were, to The Head Police Councel. She starts the movie out by telling the story from start to end. During the movie it switches back and forth from her talking and them actually being.
So, your in a ride for heads being cut off or necks being sliced, bodies being mutilated (Peirced, Chains through the skin of the neck, knives and nails through the face & nose), burned, teeth in jars and scissors hanging from the ceiling. They spared no expense on the gruesome details. Yet, I didn't find myself jumpy on the edge of my seat. It was more gory than scary. They have some pretty 'fashionable' weapons I might add.
Ice Cube (from: Torque, Are We There Yet?) played Desolation Williams(an 'extremely dangerous convict'). The team went to Shining Canyon to bring him back to Chryste (home base). He fit well into his Character. After they made such a big deal about how dangerous he was, he ended up teaming up with the Police and didn't seem like the 'Mr. Tough Guy' he was supposed to be.
You might also recognize Jason Statham (from: The Italian Job, Cellular, or The Transporter). He is always hitting on Lt. Ballard when he gets the chance, and is the genius for unlocking/picking high tech mechanisms. Plays in about 1/3 the movie, since the Story is told From Lt. Ballards view.
The color is slim to none, and the story ends the same as it began pretty much. Something you can't see possessing anything that tries to claim it's planet. So, you don't see ghosts. You get some dirt and paint covered humans possessed, dressed in ripped clothing with their bodies mutilated and teeth sharpened, acting like 'smart zombies'. Oh wait! There was ONE scene where Lt. Ballard was able to see what their plans were, and what they 'used' to look like before they went dormant. Im sorry, forgot about that ONE scene.
Anyway, there's profanity, killing/gore, Little 'BOOMS', but no nudity. So Shocking. Kidding.
My opinion? Average. Interested? Don't pay too much for it. Happy Watching!
Review ID: 10000000000088494

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