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When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? by George Carlin (2004, Hardcover) 
When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? by George Carlin (2004, Hardcover)

 
When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? by George Carlin (2004, Hardcover)

Publisher: Hyperion Books
Publication Date: 2004-10-12
Language: English
Format: Hardcover
ISBN-10: 1401301347
ISBN-13: 9781401301347
Product ID: EPID30880330
Description: "Here's all you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." Legendary comedian George Carlin rolls out another hilarious compendium of jokes, observatio...
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Synopsis
"Here's all you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid." Legendary comedian George Carlin rolls out another hilarious compendium of jokes, observations, and essays, mainly focusing on language. "The energy criminals now refer to oil drilling as oil exploration. Instead of Mobil and Exxon, they'd rather you picture Lewis and Clark." Political correctness is sensibly referred to as "America's newest form of intolerance," the Ten Commandments is "a padded list," and Carlin wonders whether "Dale Evans ever yelled 'Giddyup, Roy!'" while copulating with Roy Rogers, although Carlin doesn't use the word "copulating," since he famously detests euphemisms. The profanity laws went all the way to the Supreme Court as a result of his early work, so expect only the most explicit language and iconoclastic thinking.

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Publication Date:2004-10-12

Size
Length:295 pages
Height:8.3 in
Width:6.8 in
Thickness:1.5 in
Weight:16.8 oz

Publisher's Note
On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York
Times
bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural
observations.

Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe!
Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics:
--Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough b******* for Texas to open a chain of branch offices.
--Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
--Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been?
--Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with "severe appearance deficits." Hey, Doctor. How's that for "denial"?
--Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves "serving the nation." To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm.
The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more.
In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud -- delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.

Industry Reviews
"From the syntax of corporate rebranding (Patagonian tooth fish becomes Chilean sea bass) to the ethics of speechmaking..., bad grammar, marketing lingo, meaningless sentiments, political correctness ("America's newest form of intolerance") and euphemisms all come under serious attack, making this a surprisingly fitting companion--a sort of bad-ass cousin--to Lynne Truss's EATS, SHOOTS, AND LEAVES."
Publishers Weekly (09/20/2004)

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      Carlin's Irreverent, Literate, Humor Is Ginsu Sharp
    Review created: 09/09/08
    6 of 6 people found this review helpful.

    Mark Twain said, "The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow," and George Carlin, in his inimitable fashion, demonstrates Twain's point by exploring where trouble comes from and why the world is such a lousy place. While most humorists try to skewer with ice-pick wit, Carlin uses a meat ax.

    Using his straight-forward style, Carlin guides his readers through a murky world of language that is a much worse joke than anything he could conjure. His opening verbal slavo is worth the price of the entire book. Carlin writes about insurrections, stupidities, political crises, civil disturbances, and other human folly because it's fun.

    Hilarious from start to finish, Carlin's literary genius drips from every page. While his outrageous, irreverent humor is not for the faint of heart, it is meat for the free of mind.


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