How to Live With a Neurotic Dog by Stephen Baker (1988, Paperback, Revised)

I bought this book ages ago and it is one of the few I have chosen to keep and read over and over. It's funny every time! Learn what makes your dog neurotic (it's you of course), training, sleeping with, dressing and grooming, traveling, feeding, playing with, and finally analyzing the neurotic dog. You will see your dog's buzy schedule(sleep,eat,bark, sleep,eat,bark, sleep, ...). Learn how to say noooooooo! in the proper tone and how to paper train your dog (after you read it - not before). Learn the difference between your cat and dog. See the marvelous interactions between your baby and the cat and your dog. Learn the menu your dog prefers (steak and gravy versus your dog biscuits and water). Cloth your dog in style (his, not your's). Every page of this book is filled with laughs. If you have a neurotic dog (if you have a dog at all - he's neurotic) you simply must own this owner's guide. After all man is dog's best friend, not the other way around.