Give Me a Break by John Stossel (2005, Paperback, Reprint)

Great book, but the picture of John Stossel makes this book not worth buying. I think he looks funny, but he is a really good writter. The book I bought had a funny odor on it too. Smelt like cats, lots and lots of cats. I don't like cats. I hope John Stossel smells like this. I love 20:20, its a very informal TV show, but I don't like Barbara Walters, she's really really old. Maybe its Barbara Walters who smells like this? And she passed the smell to John, and John passed it to his books. That has to be it, cause all old people smell funny, and old people like cats, especially grandmas. So I must say that the real reason why this book smells funny is because of Barbara Walters. But I still don't like John Stossel's mustache. So I'd give a -3 to the Author, and a 5 to the Quality of the book. After averaging these two numbers out I reached 1, which is the score I'm giving to this review.

So what I really must ask instead of "Give me a Break," is "Give me a Razor!" Because I'm going to use it to shave off your mustache John Stossel. Plus I don't think Barbara Walters wants a man with facial hair.

Feel free to read some of my more serious guides. Thanks