
Quite possibly the worst movie you will ever see

If you like to see awful movies, or feel like you have 2 hours to waste, by all means watch this movie, if you don't have the time, and want to do something more constructive like see how many peas you can fit up your nose, or make a paper mashay hamster, then do that, because it would be a lot more enjoyable then watching this movie. Somehow Crowe took a story that could of been really good, and made it terrible. The whole time you watch it you keep telling yourself one of two things, either it has to get better, or it has to be over soon. It was a very boring and dry movie. A peppy, if not quirky and annoying flight attendant, is played by Kirstin Dunst, who should really just go after what she wants and not act so difficult and stupid when it comes to love. Orlando Bloom plays the only likeable character in the whole movie, he loses his company almost a billion dollars, and all the blame is put on his shoulders. Right as he is about to kill himself he gets a call that his dad has died and he needs to go down to kentucky to take care of the funeral arrangements. He meets a flight attendant on his flight down (Dunst) and even though you can tell the poor guy wants to be left alone, she keeps talking to him, and draws him a map for when he gets there, and leaves him her phone number. He calls her later that night and they talk for hours and hours, and become closer. So at this point youd think itd be a pretty good story, but this is where is takes a nose dive. Instead of meeting again, falling even more in love, and eventually being together forever like every other chick flick, they meet again, don't really do much, and just become friends, in the background of all this is the funeral arrangements for his dad, they creamate him and have a ceremony, at which his mother tries to be funny with crude humor, and it doesn't work at all when an old woman is talking sexually, it just grosses you out. So Claire (annoying flight attendant, Dunst) suggest that Orlando go on a road trip back to his home, and she gives him a whole huge book of places to stop, and music to listen to, he goes on this trip and spreads his dad's ashes in a few different places, and eventually meets back up with Claire, and the movie ends with them kissing. Although through the whole movie its more of an uneasy odd kind of friendship/serious relationship. In all this movie was a rediculous waste of time. If you are ever made to watch it, treat yourself to two hours of sleep, you wont regret it.
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