
Down Periscope - Funniest Movie I've Ever Seen
Review created: 12/19/05(updated 01/27/06)
10 of 18 people found this review helpful.
This one just doesn't get old, it's the movie I pull out when I need a few laughs. Kelsey Grammer stars as Lt. Cmdr. Thomas Dodge who has been passed up yet again for command of his own submarine due to his unorthodox behavior. He gets one last chance at command from Vice Admiral Dean Winslow (Rip Torn). His last chance? Commanding a WWII era wreck of a diesel submarine, the USS Stingray (USS Pampanito), in a series of war games against the atomic powered USS Orlando. Admiral Winslow's advice? "Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his (censored). Have I got the right man?" Standing in his way is Rear Admiral Yancy Graham (Bruce Dern) who is making it his personal mission to insure that Lt. Cmdr. Dodge fails by any means possible including by handpicking a misfit crew for the USS Stingray. Lt. Cmdr. Dodge's comments as he is reviewing the troops when they show up to board the boat: "Nice pants. Lose the cigar. Oh, you better burn that shirt, sailor... it's the crew from hell."
Review ID: 10000000000110342

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