Dice Rules (DVD, 2004)

I never recieved my DVD! I even made contact with the seller and they told me they would resend the item. They never did nor did they refund me my money. So they stole $15.00 from me. Oh well I learned my lesson to not buy from this seller and I would advise you not to either, they are scam artist.

Andrew Dice Clay is one of my favorite comedians, this dvd is just as good as the rest of his, which I highly recommend any fans of his check out. DICE RULES!

this is a great dvd for dice fans. It has all the profanity and comedy that people have come to love about him. the first part of this movie and a series of film shorts explaining how dice became dice and the other half is standup. great dvd.

This DVD is a tale of two stories. When you 1st begin to play this DVD, you will get Andrew Dice Clay telling you the story of how he got to be the way he is. It's a mini film about what is surely a fictional story. Dice is a nerd with a fat abusive wife & is disrespected by everyone. eventually, he buys his 1st leather jacket & the rest is history! This is enough said about this unbelievably BORING 26 minute mini feature! My advice, skip it!

What comes next is an hour long feature on Dice's 1990 concert at Madison Square Garden. It is FANTASTIC!!!!!! It is Dice at his best & features a ton of his standbys including his view on Mother Goose rhymes. Many new ones are added so enjoy! It's Dice at his best & raunchiest! If you like Dice, you need this in your collection! Just remember to skip the 1st 26 minutes!

Looking for some classic Dice Man. Well found it as the stand-up was great just didn't care for 30 min movie introduction of how he became the dice man.

I will look forward to doing business with the rep for many years to come! Fast dlivery and quality merchandise!

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I have to admit that I have been a huge fan of Andrew Dice Clay since I was about 12. This DVD is one of his best but the wrap around story is really weak and boring. If you can get past that youll love the actual stand up portion as this is DICE at madison Square Garden and it contains all the best! Do yourself a favor and pick this one up..........

Wasn't into it. I guess Andrew Dice Clay impressions are funnier than the real thing. This was pretty hard to stomach.

The cheesy moments are almost appropriate as the written segments are pretty funny. Over the last 10 years, my wife has quoted lines from Dice Rules. Being the romantic husband I am, I surprised her with it in the mail one day. It took a couple years to figure out where the line, "Take your purple bow and purple bow your ass out of here," came from. Or the classic, "You cockasonnadick!" I'm glad I kept looking. Good stuff, totally inappropriate, and totally Dice. A must-have for even the minor fan of Andrew Clay.