Del Tenney Double Feature: Horror at Party Beach/Curse of the Living Corpse (DVD, 2006)

Of course this movie was good! I was in it. Ahh, the memories...Summer time in Stamford, Connecticut, West Beach, everyone knows EVERYONE....and they're filming a movie using locals as "extras"!

This movie was well before its time - a prelude of things to come regarding nuclear waste and corporate disregard for polluting our waters. I mean, what do the corporate mental giants expect to happen to old bones fermenting in our coastal waters when they're further seasoned with nuclear waste and sludge?!? A MONSTER IS BORN! Shines like the nuclear waste that runs through it's bloodstream, smells like low tide, and sounds like a bullfrog with gas! AND THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!! God help us! They're reproducing!!! And from the looks of it, they want to reproduce with the sweet, dark-haired, curvy (but bitchy) relationship wrecker, Tina. However, she wants NOTHING to do with their "advances", so they kill her while she's sunbathing on a jetty of rocks.

While beach-goers, scientists, and locals dance and party to tunes of the times, and Tina's ex realizes he should have stayed with his delicate blonde former girlfriend, Tina's body washes up on shore, streams of blood pouring from her poor, mangled flesh(actually, it's chocolate syrup - Hershey's).

Houston, we have a problem! There's no bluefish in 'dese here waters that can do that kind of damage!

People who live near lakes, streams and oceans....lock your doors! Keep your daughters home at night! Don't let your sons put the convertible top down on the car when they go driving!! Stay home and stay close to your housekeeper. She's the only one with the intelligence to stop the horrific rampage, thereby saving the world!

Fortunately, the movie is short, so boredom won't be a problem. Adults will laugh at certain scenes, but young children will definitely need to sleep with a nightlight for a while.