
The Zombies Move Slowly. So Does The Plot.

George A. Romero's biggest fans will want to shoot me in the head for this review, but --- the remake of DAWN OF THE DEAD is much, much better. I see what Romero was trying to do with the original --- criticize our materialistic, racist, classist society --- and on that level it succeeds. Blatant symbolism abounds. We see the poor, mostly black and Latino residents of a housing project turn zombie; they are easily shot by the authorities, most of them while lying on the ground. Four people hole up in a shopping mall, and successfully fortify it against the zombies. Months pass as they live safe, sheltered lives with all the material goods they need, while half-naked zombies shuffle around in the parking lot. The survivors are not being attacked, but they begin to feel like prisoners. Ultimately it is other humans (a motorcycle gang) that break into the mall, trash it, and leave the doors wide open so the zombies can get in...OK, George, we get it! Humans have the wrong priorities and turn on each other. Enough with the social commentary; I want to see a horror movie! We finally see some carnage when the zombies shuffle into the mall, but they're more pathetic than scary, as most of the carnage consists of the motorcycle gang throwing pies at the zombies and shooting their brains out. The zombies only get in a few decent bites. Another problem I have is the heroine of this movie (and I use the term heroine loosely). Gaylen Ross LOOKS rather like Sarah Polley in the remake, but there the resemblence ends. When a zombie collides with her boyfriend, knocking the hammer out of his hand, and zombie and boyfriend grapple on the ground, what does Ross do? She doesn't hit the zombie with the hammer. She doesn't hand the hammer to her boyfriend. She doesn't run. She doesn't stand there and scream. She stands there with a rather blank expression. She seems more mildly annoyed than frozen in fear. And no wonder; these zombies aren't exactly terrifying. The zombies move very slowly. So does the plot.
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