
A MUST HAVE if just for the QUOTES you will recite!!

Ahhh...Creepshow. Plain and simply...You HAVE to have this one in your collection. A wonderfully scary and simultaneously hilarious blend of classic camp horror from the GODFATHERS of horror...Stephen King & George Romero. In this review, I am not going to do the requisite "re-cap of the 5 story lines", because if you haven't ever seen Creepshow, chances are...you have been living in a crate somewhere at the bottom of a set of stairs in Amberson Hall.
THIS movie...you MUST own if only for the fantastic over-the-top performances by an All-Star cast who spout of memorable line after memorable line.
VIVECA LINDFORS...WONDERFUL in the opening sequence, belts out drunkenly "Evvyting I wantet, he wantet for meee."
LESLIE NIELSEN...STEALS THE WHOLE FILM. Every line delivered dead-on, in sarcastic monotone. "Your Maiden-fair is waiting for her Knight in shining Corduroy."...(singing) "I'm just wild about Harry" (as he buries TED DANSON up to his neck in the sand)...then who could forget Danson's reaction to the crab about to bite his nose while he can't shoo it away???
ADRIENNE BARBEAU...ALMOST (but not quite) takes "top notch" honors from Leslie, as she struts around in an over-tight, and under-sized top while verbally abusing HAL HOLBROOK all along the way. "Just Call me Billie...Henry, you are SUCH a little kid...Buying real estate in a college town is a friggin pain in the ass...Don't leave the pans on the stove...YES, BILLIE, YES BILLIE!! (priceless).
STEPHEN KING...does his trademark "token appearance" as a hick-turned-crabgrass when he gets "METEOR S*%T" all over his hands. His reactions to BINGO O'MALLEY (and O'Malley's 5 minutes on screen) are AWESOME. As Jordy Verrill, King plays such a "Lunkhead"...and the way he plays it is a MUST SEE.
E.G. MARSHALL---has the "money shot" of the film all to himself. For those who know the movie, you know what I am talking about...for those who don't, then you just have to wait until the end of the film. BUT...he also gives an amazingly "Ebeneezer Scrooge/Leona Helmsley"-esque performance, who REJOICES when an ex-associate "Goes OUT with a bang!", and then spends the episode yelling amazingly hilarious profanities at both cock-roaches and people alike.
Toss in a young ED HARRIS, a cameo by TOM SAVINI (as a garbage man), and a sinister opening and closing "bookend-style" sequence that makes you just LOVE voodoo-dolls, and then watching the little kid almost SCREECH out his lines "NO--it wasn't like that, you sent me to get your cufflinks on SUNDAY!"
Trust me...you HAVE to "be there" to get these references.
You will not be disappointed. I saw this film when I was TWELVE, and at 38...i still LOVE it. This is a great film to "start out" a kid on who may be "getting into" horror films. More tongue-in-cheek than anything, and adults will like it just as much.
You will be scared...but not in a "Rob Zombie" way. If you can't enjoy this movie, then you probably have no sense of humor...as it is "technically" a horror film...but done in such a perfect way, that it makes it FUN to watch a scary movie again. And you will laugh. It is a HOOT!
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