
Your day would be bad too if it went like this!
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This is the most graphically defined if not the most graphically disturbing game on the Nintendo 64. This is definetly one of the best looking games on the 64, this can be both a good thing and a bad thing. Although the environment around you looks real nice, that is not saying much when you are surrounded by poo. That's right... poo. This game definetly goes more towards adult humor. From well endowed flowers to singing piles of poo, you will definetly be shocked if not amused.
There really isin't much of story involved to this game. A king spills his milk off of a table that is missing a leg and the only to fix it is to place a squirrel as the missing leg. Meanwhile, Conkers is recovering from a hangover and trying to find his way home to his girlfriend. As Conkers travels across the land, he meets a list of strange and wierd creatures. He even manages to collect some money along the way. There is not much more to the story than this that I can say without spoiling the rest of it.
As I said before, this game probably has some of the best graphics that you will see on the 64. Everything looks great. The water, the grass, the blood, the gore, and the poo. For better or for worse, this game looks pretty good. The sound is hard to score. Although I like the little theme that plays during the main area, I start to gag when I hear the repetitive sound of flatulance playing in the background during another area. The sound often fits in with the graphics, it is good and bad depending where you are. The voice acting is done pretty well. The voices fit the characters perfectly.
This is basically a platform game. You travel around the land doing various things to advance forward into the game. Fighting robot haystacks, defeating a giant pile of singing poo, making cows poop and then killing them with a bull, peeing out fires, killing a huge army of killer teddy bears, and shooting zombies are among the long list of things you must do. This game also shows various things from some famous movies. The Terminator, The Matrix, Dracula, and The Godfather are among the most noticeable. The gameplay, despite how disgusting it can be at some times, is very fun. The only complaint you may have is that Conkers can't take too big of a fall without getting hurt. Other than that, I have no complaints. The controls are pretty simple and easy to handle during all the scenerios. Multiplayer brings even more fun. Most people consider the multiplayer the best part of the game. Invite some friends over and have a blast blowing each other up.
This game is not definetly not for younger children, people with weak stomachs, or people who don't like dirty humor. But if you can handle all types of humor and excessive swearing, can stand blood and gore, and are 17, you should get it or at least try it. I warn you though, a stage made completely out of poo could be too much for some people.
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