
Yet Another WWE Success !!!
Review created: 09/01/07(updated 09/01/07)
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World Wrestling Entertainment has officially broken down Hollywood's Door.
'The Condemned' (starring Stone Cold Steve Austin), is about 10 prisoners fighting to the death in a contest where only one is supposed to get out alive.
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is the latest Wrestler; following in the footsteps now of "The Rock" ('Scorpion King', 'Rundown', 'Be Cool', 'Walking Tall', 'Gridiron Gang'), "Kane" ('See No Evil'), John Cena ('The Marine') to become a movie star, in 'The Condemned'. (Although he did already cameo in "The Longest Yard' remake from Adam Sandler prior to this break-out solo-film).
The bullet-headed performer unleashes magnetism, amiable personality, healthy sense of humor, and talent. The action is what we are accustomed-to in successfully-fun & exciting action genre. Interestingly, according to the film's press notes, Austin himself brought the script to the producers.
This is one of those action movies in which there is essentially no line between the good guys and the bad guys. Ian Breckel (Robert Mammone) expects to make a large fortune by beaming this live-action snuff contest live over the Internet, justifying what he is doing by pointing out that they are all Death Row Inmates.
Of the 10 Death Row Inmates, 8 are purely cannon fodder, their deaths as inevitable as they are grisly. But no kidding - it's expected to be that way when we watch any action-film. But the two remaining might or might-not survive (and don't automatically bank on Austin -- NO SPOILER HERE but it's not assured). These two are the worst of the Inmates. Jack Conrad (Austin), trained by the U.S. Military to be a cold-blooded killer, is a Special Forces guy who specializes in undercover "Black-Ops." The Guatemalan Operation that landed him a Death Sentence was but the last in a series of lethal assignments. "He's probably killed more people than anyone on that island," a representative from the Department of Defense claims.
Opposite him is his British Counterpart Ewan McStarley (a snarling Vinnie Jones), also Special Forces, imprisoned in Africa for killing 17 men and raping nine women in a Rwandan village. He also rapes one of the two women on the island and he cheats at the game, the sexual violence and his chicanery making him the bad guy. But it is a tough call. Neither Conrad nor McStarley are people anyone would want to run into in a dark alley — or even broad daylight.
The psycho as hero, what a concept, and these two victims pit massive testosterone into their purpose. 'The Condemned' does exceptionally well in it's cinematography and choreography of scripted violence. (Why again, I add WWE Wrestlers are succeeding in acting; as Wrestling has long-been scripted acting mixed with choreographed violence). Director Scott Wiper does know a thing or two about providing visceral, bone-crunching thrills, while also stimulating with visual effects in scenes that are a sadist's dream.
This 'Battle-To-The-Death' is action-flick genre at it's best. Academy-Award?? NO !!!! Fun & Exciting?? You Betta' Believe It !!!!
See This !!!! As Good as Action-Films Go !!!!
Welcome Stone Cold to Hollywood !!!!
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