Publisher's Note Woe is the World Wide Web! Pocket Books has teamed up with the folks at Comedy Central to download a scathing dose of quadruple-speed satire. Spun from the absurdity of today's headlines--and inspired by the belief that everyone deserves the dubious honor of being cuaght in the Web--this book delivers some postings that may not be entirely welcome, including "Madonna's Desperately Seeking Semen Web Site" and "Oliver Stone's Paranoia Web Site". Color illustrations.