Canon EOS Rebel X Film Camera

My old canon eos has ceased to work, otherwise known in most languages, as broken. I was perusing Ebay and thought to myself, mainly because no one was in the room and if I were to talk out loud, I might be taken as somewhat of a fruitcake. Anyway, I digress, I saw this marvelous camera on Ebay and I said again, to myself, I must have it. I bid as I normally do and lo and behold, I won the auction. A few days later, this nice man in uniform, delivered my package. I was very excited, as I don't get many visitors since the accident with the nuns, anyway, I opened the package after I told the nice man thank you and so long, anything else would have been rude. He wouldn't stay, something about work and the fact that neighbors were watching. What a lovely packing job the seller used, it reminded me of my Aunt Emma's Christmas presents, except hers would smell of pine sol. The camera was just as it appeared in the Ebay picture, except larger and I could actually hold it. It was just as I had hoped. I intend to use it alot and next time I won't eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches next to my ant farm...
many Thanks