Blood Diner (VHS, 1989)

First they greet you then they eat you !

Low budget B-Movie Comedy / Horror Spoof Cult Classic

Canabilism, Senseless Violence, Black Magic, Gratuitous Nudity and More !

I don't want to give too much away in the review but basic premise is two brothers who run a vegetarian diner embarck on a mission for their Uncle Amar ( who is just a talking head in a jar ) to bring back the ancient godess Shitarr. They must do this by piecing together the body parts from virgins and whores alike to make their blood buffet. All sorts of twisted very memorable scenes along the way.

This may be the funniest sateric b-movie you may ever see !

So many memorable moments - this movie is so bad that it's good.

You will either love it or hate it - there doesn't really seem to be much in between, Everyone that I have personally recommended to has loved it, although I have read a couple reviews that just hated it.

Take the film for what it is a low budget, poorly acted, gore filled, dark humour, saterical, delightfully stupid ' sequel ' to Herschell Gordon Lewis’s 1963 Blood Feast

If you have questionable moral values you will love this. If you are a goody goody without an open mind you may not.