
This Review Doesn't Exist

This review doesn't exist because to me, and virtually anyone who loves comic books and comic book movies, this MOVIE should not exist. This film takes the campy Batman approach so far it makes a mockery of the Dark Knight. It is utterly stupid every step of the way - from the casting (Alicia Silverstone), the story (unfreezing an entire city with a telescope), to the acting (God-damn you George Clooney!), this film is a waste of time.
But, alas, I am a fan of Batman. And being a true fan means sticking with the hero through the good times and bad. I own every Batman movie and could not, in good conscience, have a hole in my collection - no matter how dark and sour and downright wrong that hole would be once filled. This movie is the black mark in my DVD collection. The one thing in my possession that I would hide from Jesus were he to return.
Watching this film is not advisable. But, for the true fan, owning it is, unfortunately, a necessary evil.
- Jake
Review ID: 10000000011414995

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