Publisher's Note If it's not little brother choosing gum as his favorite dinner, then it's Dad finding new ways to invoke 17th-century curfews. The tooth fairy has been replaced by the pimple fairy, and growth spurts can create problems even worse than a bad hair day--like a bad neck day or a bad arm day. And high-school teachers have a diabolical ability to create multiple-choice tests (one question, five hundred possible answers) that can explode the mind. This is the wacky world of Randy Glasbergen.