Apple iPod nano 2nd Generation Pink (4 GB) MP3 Player

The color of this iPod screams gayness like the pink spandex shorts bikers used to wear in Portland in the '80's. It works fine, but I have this maddening urge to neck some pole when it is in my possession. I mean really. I sometimes feel like I wanna lay on my back and have a group of males surrounding me in a semi-circle shooting their loads all over me as I rock out to Brittney. I have never felt this 'funny' (not as in haha) since acquiring this thing in my entire life. Maybe the closest was when I used to pull one off to Jim Spagg on public access channel. Anyhow, it works swell.... Like my unit.... Yearning to get it's helmet dirty now for some reason...