
Eeeeeewww....

I'd put off watching Alien Resurrection for a long time, I thought the whole concept was massive BS. When we last left our hero, Ripley, after finding out she had a queen alien inside her (I guess queens just sort of mentally impregnate you since SHE WAS NEVER FACEHUGGED IN ANY MOVIE), decided to kill two chicks with one stone and throw herself into a molten vat. You see, not only did she have to fulfill her prime objective in life to rid the universe of Aliens but good old Weyland-Yutani, your friendly galactic neighborhood supercorporation, wanted her and her contents for poking and prodding.
Fast forward 200 years even further into the future: A lot of freaking good that did, Ripley!!! They went ahead and cloned you, the queen inside you, and a fairly sizable population of the rest of the Alien race. Well, at least now she can fight back mano a mano, as Ripley is now a superhero. Yep. Super strength, super senses, and even some Alien traits. Neat... I guess, and she even gets to play Mommy again, this time with an android! Unbelievable. Cap it all off with the single most bizarre Alien plot twist yet and you have yourself a dilemma.
Do you love Alien flicks enough to put up with this wacky re-arranging of your beloved shlock? Unbelievable is NOT a good word to describe a movie, yet it really fits. Somehow all 3 previous Alien films, including 20th Century Fox's Alien3, seem elevated to plausible reality.
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