American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (DVD, 2006, Unrated Full Frame)

If you have enjoyed the previous American Pie movies, you are guaranteed to enjoy the most recent in the collection, The Naked Mile. Absolutely Hilarious ! ! !

I bought it for my husband. The plot was non-existant. It was just an excuse to show naked women. There were a couple of chuckles in it, but not many. The next time my husband requests a film, he can get it himself!

It really is amazing how terrible a movie can be and yet still earn a big enthusiastic DVD release as if it were an actual piece of filmed entertainment that's worthy of your time, money and effort.

Trust me on this one, people, and this is coming from a guy who lived through/survived the Wretched Teen-Sex Comedy Flood of the Mid-'80s: The Naked Mile is one of the lamest, laziest and most shockingly amateurish comedies I've ever seen. The fact that Universal wants to keep riding the "American Pie" gravy train is no big shock; that they put so little effort or creativity into these video sequels, well, it's kind of a slap in the face. Just because someone's looking for a mindless college comedy, that doesn't mean that person is a mentally-deficient moron -- but that's precisely what The Naked Mile (and its equally pathetic predecessor, Band Camp) is: witless, worthless and unwatchable.

The story focuses on a member of the Stifler family who is not an amazing sleazeball. This particular Stifler is, despite accidentally killing his grandmother with a volley of flying semen, a sweet and sensitive little guy, one who comes complete with a virginal girlfriend who is forever making him wait to participate in the "the dirty deed." But when Virgin-girl gets stupid, she tells her equally virginal Stifler "Hey, you can have a free pass to have sex when you travel up to the college for a wild weekend with your cousin Dwight Stifler." (Yes, another one.)

Basically, The Naked Mile is the sort of thing that a bunch of 14-year-olds would put together. Clueless, horny and entirely talent-deficient 14-year-olds. Most of the "gags" are delivered in a wide-eyed "ain't we funny?!?!?" approach, despite the fact that Erik Lindsay's worthless screenplay is full of groaners that would have been booed off a 1929 vaudeville stage. Director Joe Nussbaum (who did the excellent short George Lucas in Love before being assimilated into the Hollywood machine by way of the godawful Sleepover) has no idea how to frame a gag, time a joke, or deliver a reaction shot that's not reminiscient of, let's say, your average run-of-the-mill toothpaste commercial.

The acting is atrocious across the board (Steve Talley as "Dwight Stifler" makes for one of the least appealing movie characters I've ever seen), the screenplay is entirely bereft of laughs, the entire movie looks like it was shot in one weekend (not to mention one take), and the merciless freakin' thing has the audacity to run for over 100 interminable minutes, as if there's something buried in its final frames that are actually worth savoring. Call me a snooty snob if you like, but I can name a dozen "slob college sex comedies" that I think are pretty damn funny.

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I have seen this movie. I bought it to complete the set. Can't rate it -- have not received it yet

its an awesome addition to the american pie sequil. i decided to buy it because my friend let me borrow the movie but it cut out right before the running of the mile, so i decided i was going to buy it.

the movie was very good.I love the american pie movies.That's why I bought the movie.I willl buy movies like this one again.

I loved the movie!!If you like any of the comedies you will for sure love this one and every one of the american pie movies..I loved them so much i went and bought every one of these movies so enjoy a good laugh while you can!!!

there was no problem with the shipping, really quick. The quality of the dvd was also excellent. I bought it cause I am a fan of the American Pie series.I wouldn't think twice about buying from this seller again.

Item was recieved two days after payment (VERY FAST SHIPPING!!) Item is in Perfect condition and plays Excellent! GREAT SELLER!! THANKS!!