
What Happened????
Review created: 11/01/06(updated 11/01/06)
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"The Breakup" was previewed as a hilarious upbeat romantic comedy of two seemingly perfectly aligned lovers, who embitter as they begin to breakup. A battle ensues over who will possess the condo. Previews lead us to believe that Vince Vaughn, (King of The Fast-Talking Man's Man) and Jennifer Aniston (Starlett of Screen Comedy -- For Now), will examine this disintegration and find their way back to a better life together and rekindle a dying flame. WRONG !!!! This movie is far from entertaining, as you are subjected to viewing, not a battle of wills, but a battle of serious cruelty towards one another. Aniston tries is some deranged cockeyed way to win Vaughn's affections back by parading men in front of him she clearly expresses she will sleep with; and lonely scenes of Vaughn sitting in a darkened empty livingroom, filled with their former happy memories in framed pictures, watching her from a window, face ingratiated in the angst his heart is wretching in visible in his face, and then drowning his wretched soul in Vodka "ain't funny". It's depressing and far too realistic to be a comedy. "The Breakup" should have been advertised as what it really is: "The Most Depressing Realistic Movie of a Gut-Wrenching, Sorrowful and Mean-Spirited Pair of People The Year Has To Offer." -- I found myself screaming inside my head, "STOP! Talk to each other.... Communicate" -- The hurt doesn't end there as each character's very souls are pummeled by demoralizing insults, actions and harm. I wanted to reach into the movie and make them sit down and talk....alas they don't -- and you will watch them walk away from each other. After witnessing their real love for each other be dragged through the sidewalk sores without regret. Scenes like Aniston standing alone in the empty livingroom and diningroom, tears in her eyes, make you beg the misery to stop. If you love each other, STOP !!!! The point may in fact have been to make you realize that neither character is meant to be liked, therein you never can take a side....but that only made it WORSE!!!! Now you helplessly watch two people go out of their way to hurt each other more and more....and never resolve it. And knowing they really do love one another, (which is strongly revealed in side-scenes where each confides in their own best friends that they love the other but their hurtful actions will "turn the other around and that person will now realize this needs to be fixed" -- WHAT??!! -- It makes you ask: Movies are supposed to be entertaining. If I wanted to end up this distressed or feeling emotionally depressed over the high degree of soul-pummeling hurt this movie displays, I can watch the NEWS or call my EX !!!! -- Skip this one and go out for the night. You'll come home happier.
Review ID: 10000000002205191

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